Also, in case you forgot, here's a sampling of some of the awful things Chad has said:
"I’m going to cut everyone here’s legs off and arms off and there’s going to be torsos and I’m going to throw them in the pool and I’m going to [expletive] up this entire damn thing."
"You're gonna [expletive] die if you don't chill out."
"I don't want to have to physically fight you, but if there's no way to stop you from saying what you're saying, then I will physically have to hurt you."
"Maybe I can just keep being chill, but I think apparently you have to take it TO THE LIMIT in order to get back cool again. So maybe it's game time."
"The only way I can get you to shut your mouth is to hit you in it."
"I'm gonna murder someone if I can't life weights right now."
"Alex is the type of guy that, the only way to get him to respect you, is to get physical."
"You wanna go outside, RIGHT NOW? Let's go outside, RIGHT NOW. Do YOU wanna go outside? Get up then. Go."
"The best advice I can give him is to mind his own business and not bring up my name. If he can do that, things will go all right. And if not, I'll be taking his teeth home."
"She's fake, because, I can tell the way she talked to me, I can tell the way she looked at me, and I can tell the way she felt about me. She's either an actress, or she's a complete [expletive: probably 'fucking bitch']. There's only two options there."
"Alex lied. He told her I threatened people. And you know what? Now I gotta go find Alex." (Spoiler: Alex didn't lie, and Chad did threaten Jordan).
And finally, the quote that best proves that while the Bachelorette isn't "real life" for the viewers, it's quite real for the contestants: