saw my very first tinder date on bumble lmao today n wanted to share the cringe-worthy story!!! think it was his too so if he’s reading this ..... sorry hahahahahhaha hope we’ve both grown since then

so i match with a guy and he’s cute and funny and the texting makes me smile. decide to see the thurgood marshall biopic together (my choice bc i wanted to see it, he’s a film student, but it’s pretty boring) and the date is actually nice. a little awkward since it’s our first time i think and he got shushed by some elderly couple for talking during the movie (i don’t mind much - he makes me laugh). he drops me off afterwards, we go separate ways. text him that i had a good time etc.

that night he asks me to come over to hang out since the parties we went to were crappy. i’m on my period and uh i tell him that bc it sounds like a disguised netflix n chill. he’s like haha no i mean genuinely let’s hang out. and i like the guy so i end up coming over. we drink wine, we watch random stuff while talking for hours, but then we start making out.

thing is i was wearing a pad (yikes) and he starts to uhhh finger me through the pads (yikes yikes yikes yikes)

fml i couldn’t pee for a week afterwards because it hurt so much :,)))

i still get shit from my friends about this HAHA