/r/BravoRealHousewives daily OT thread. Today is April 07, 2016

Imagine being Arin and having to be all like "damn, Arin's girlfriend, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my animated character on Game Grumps and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arin and not only sit in that chair while his girlfriend flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her repulsive face, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while editing his videos. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARIN'S GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then you animate another scene, and you know you could kill every single person in the room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arin. You're not going to lose your future gaming career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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