I fuckin hate this scripting bullshit, worst was moments ago. Since I got Ibra I pretty much know how he plays most of the time (600+ matches with him), well now when Im facing one more Remy/Sturridge BPL/No-imagination-in-team-creation bullshit I hate from the bottom of my guts (PLEASE WOULD YOU IDIOTS EVEN TRY TO USE IMAGINATION AND MAKE HYBRID), every single player in my squad forgets how to play football.
GK sucks in Clichys right footed shot by running towards the ball when the shots go off, Remy literally runs through my defense knocking down the defender while two other defenders are man-marking some midfield players in the middle of nowhere. Remy of course scores, thats obvious.
My Bale gets in full pace but oh no no, Onuoha who starts running later than Bale catches Bale before the box and clears the ball. Ibra goes through, somehow he manages to shoot wide from 6 yards away. Well another try from Ibra, perfect conditions for a shot any other match than this one, Ibra pulls it out of the stadion.
Opponents 2 defenders get red cards when about 55 minutes is played. I was thinking myself that now just whip his ass since he made no changes after cards. Fuck my life, Walker defends like a god and also his GK goes in a god-mode. Banging my head on a wall and throwing controller around while Ibra missing sitters all through game, fuckin Gignac scores out of nowhere at 83' minute. Well of course after that he runs through with Remy and scores. 3-1. 3 shots on target on him, I had 17.
At this point I threw my second controller so far out in yard I couldnt find it when I tried to. Game ends, Im glad that I at least held the division.
Oh well, problems connecting with Ultimate Team. Dont give a shit. Still want to check if I sold anything so I relog only to find out im one division lower. I start googling the address of EA sports so I could send them a bag of shit. Considered throwing PS4 in a lake for a while. I decided to give the game one more chance to prove I was shit, not the game.
Gold tournament, lets go. Opponents team pops on screen. Ibarbo. Cuadrado. Emenike on 3 chem.
Shut down the console calmly and came here to rant.