This would be a good opportunity to remind any interested Rock Paper Scissors enthusiasts that certain aficionados of the game recognize two other moves: “Fire” and “piss”.

Fire is indicated by placing one’s palm face up with the fingers at a 90-degree angle, and wiggling them slightly. It beats Rock, Paper, and Scissors, however it can only be thrown one time in a person’s life. There are web databases to keep track of who has used their one-and-only Fire throw.

Piss is the opposite: palm down, fingers wiggling at a 90 degree angle. Piss loses to Rock, Paper, and Scissors, but beats fire. You can throw piss as many times as you like.