If a movie is so bad that a lot of the critics walk out within the first 15 minutes, it's fair to reflect their views in the rating.

What if you went on a date and the first thing that happened was your date threw a bucket of diarrheal ebola infected shit in your eyes, hit your head repeatedly with a hammer until you were bleeding with skull pieces on your head and in need of hospitalization, and then your date dragged you out into the street yelling racial slurs at the whole neighborhood. Then ten minutes later they bring you inside, let you take a shower and offer you tea, and neatly bandage your head, before taking you to the hospital to get yourself fixed. At the hospital your date claims your wounds were self inflicted. Thankfully the wounds are just to the skull surface and don't affect the brain, and your ebola is treatable because it was caught so early, although with no health insurance it will still end up costing millions of dollars to treat you for the rest of your life. But anyway, the hospital releases you for the time being into the care of your date. Then for the next several days you are pampered and taken care of by your date, who even cooks your meals (not like amazing ones, but pretty good ones that remind you of much better meals you had 20 years in the past). And you guys get to talking, and it's... an average to above-average quality conversation. Which feels pretty great in comparison to being hit with a hammer and infected with ebola. And then you guys have sex, consensually kind of, which also feels better than being hit with a hammer, although the sex is mediocre and you didn't REALLY want it even though you said yes out of being to ill to resist. Then one time your date randomly stopped being a highkey psycho or a lowkey dick and told a really cool and funny story with incisive commentary on our present day political situation. Then just before leaving you forever, your date hit you with a hammer again and poured more shit in your eyes. As they were leaving the apartment they screamed "MY HAMMER IS MY STRUGGLE! MWAHAHAHAH!!"

Would you describe that as a good date?