“Alright everyone, listen up. All we have to do is wake up every morning and face a well trained military, a growing foreign legion and pockets of civilian organized resistance. It’s apparent now that they’re being funded and supplied by America and the EU, so don’t expect them to run out of bullets, bombs or gear any time soon. Also, you’ve probably seen footage of us killing their grandparents, so don’t expect them to run out of hatred for generations. Sooo, with that being said, please be mindful of quiet, empty streets as they’re guaranteed to be death traps.

Uhhh, let’s see. Oh yeah, we don’t really know the terrain, it’s a terrible time of year for siege tactics, and our supply lines are being wrecked. Also, they apparently know where we are at all times because they’re receiving all types of satellite, scout and drone information, so don’t get comfortable! You’ve seen your comrades bodies on social media by now since some of you shits snuck your phones in. We’ll deal with that later. Anyways, have no fear! Your officers are here with you. You can tell it’s true by the number of commanders and generals that have already been killed alongside you sorry saps. Alright now, everybody lock it up and get ready to roll out. Or else you’ll be shot.”

-Some Russian officer’s motivational speech, probably