Lol do these count:

My exes dad worked for Rare in the 80s/90s his name is in the credits of goldeneye, banjokazooie, donkey kong, etc. And my ex was the one who came up with Diddy Kongs dance when he would beat a level. He was at his dads work one day and did the dance to the team and said "what if when the monkey wins he goes like this" they ended up going with the idea. He was 5.

I also slept with a pro skater a few times, before he was as famous as he is now. I wont name him but his 8______> was SOOO LONG and he had a long ass tongue and tongue ring. We had a three some with his best friend on cinco de mayo too.

I was also a high end prostitute from about 17-21yrs old, i dont know it was all a blur and im 35 now. This was in Miami (you can read my story somewhere in my history) and i had alot of clients who would be known. Sports players, few political people. I partied at their mansions and even got taken to Michael Bays house and met celebroties there. noone but the guy who took me knew i was a prostitute, and Michael was a very cool and welcoming man. He had a nice dog too. I dont know any more names...noone i cared enough to know because i was just a drug addicted child eho had no idea what inwas being dragged into but i just knew they were known.