1. Are you a virgin? Yes
2. Are you in a relationship? No
3. Are you in love? No
4. Are you single this year? Yes
5. Can you commit to one person? Yes
6. Describe your crush Don't have one
7. Describe your perfect mate Funny and kind and short
8. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really, I guess I believe in infatuation at first sight but love is all serious and shit
9. Do you ever want to get married? Yes
10. Do you forgive betrayal? Sorta
11. Do you get jealous easily? No
12. Do you have a crush on anyone? Nope
13. Do you have any piercings? Nope
14. Do you have any tattoos? No but I want to get one of the band logo of A Perfect Circle
15. Do you like kissing in public? I don't particularly hate it
16. Do you shower every day? What do you think I am an animal?
17. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Yeah
18. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Well you're reading this, so technically yes
19. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Of course, that's a dumb question
20. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? No
21. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Yes
22. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes
23. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? My brother made a song when we were kids that made fun of me
24. Have you ever been cheated on? Ni
25. Have you ever cheated on someone? No
26. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Never, i'm fucking perfect
27. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Nope
28. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yup
29. Have you ever had sex with a man? Nope
30. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Nope
31. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Nope
32. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yup
33. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Lol yeah
34. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Of course, when I first met my best friend I thought he was a nerdy weirdo, it took me two years to actually like him
35. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yup
36. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? I wrote a song about how my brother sucks, in retaliation
37. Have you had sex so far this year? No
38. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? A very long time
39. How long was your longest relationship? Kinda nonexistent
40. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? None really
41. How many people did you kiss in 2011? 0
42. How many times did you have sex last year? 0
43. How old are you? 16
44. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? "Points finger gun" Cool beans
45. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Don't have one
46. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Fuck yeah, free stuff?
47. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Well my friends and family
48. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? They kinda suck
49. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Nope
50. Is there someone you will never forget? Yeah
51. Share a relationship story. I once got a girls phone number (I was 13) and she started being crazy after a month of knowing her so then she started stalking me and sending me random shit that was really creepy.
52. State 8 facts about your body Not gonna answer this one
53. Things you want to say to an ex ?
54. What are five ways to win your heart? By being nice Cool Funny Smart And liking me
55. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) Nope
56. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 2 years
57. What is the first thing you notice in someone? If they're shy
58. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Tried to sext me
59. What is your definition of “having sex”? Putting my dick inside of a woman
60. What is your definition of cheating? Doing anything sexual with another dude
61. What is your favourite foreplay routine? Oral
62. What is your favourite roleplay? Don't have one
63. What is your idea of the perfect date? Hanging at my place
64. What is your sexual orientation? Straight
65. What turns you off? Gross stuff
66. What turns you on? Nudity
67. What was your kinkiest wet dream? Sex with a horse
68. What words do you like to hear during sex? Papi
69. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Come over for no reason and watch Friends with me
70. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Nice teeth
71. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Text me when I'm sick to tell me to get better randomly throughout the day
72. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I really don't know, I try not to focus on nice stuff I do so it's more natural and less like I'm keeping score
73. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? As long as it's legal
74. What’s your dirtiest secret? I jerked off under a blanket in a room while everyone was awake
75. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? My friend is learning guitar faster then me
76. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Today
77. Who are five people you find attractive? Katy Perry Zooey Deschenel Jenna Fischer Allison Brie
78. Who was your first kiss with? A person I know