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"SWALLOW MY POISON" ~ ME NORMAL IS NOT AN OPTION. DEAL WITH IT. THIS SERVER IS RATED PG13. ADULT SUPERVISION IS NON-EXISTENT. (( PSA ANNOUNCEMENT )) - EVERYONE ON 2B2T IS A NEWFAG. DOCTRZOMBIE IS THE TRUE ORIGONAL OLDFAG. /KILL COMMAND IS LIMITED TO ONLY 1500000 USES PER PLAYER. OH LOOK ... TOROGADUDE IS RUNNING AWAY ... AGAIN ENTER THE NETHER/END TO ACCESS OUR FACTIONS PORTALS. /TP IS ENABLED ... JUST NOT FOR YOU. HAUSE DOES CARE !! ... JUST DONT BOTHER HIM. IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE, LIKE SPAWNING AT 0,0 POPBOB DOESNT NEED TO RETURN. HE NEVER LEFT ! DOCTRZOMBIE IS THE REAL KING OF 2B2T. FREEDOM AVAILABLE ONLY ON REQUEST AND AFTER X1000 /KILL ITS ONLY A BLOCK GAME FFS. SEND YOUR SHEKELS TO [email protected] PROUDLY SPONSORED BY THE NATIONAL AUTISITC SOCIETY. BABBAJ IS JEWISH AND AUTISTIC... BUT AUTISTIC FIRST. DONT DRINK COKE COLA .. LET 2B2T ROT YOUR STOMACH. TODAYS SPECIALS:- PIZZA AND WEED FOR ONLY 100 /KILL WHY RAGE ??? .. YOU COULD HAVE ALSO BEEN THE 2B2T ADMIN. FREE PSYCH EVALUATION AVAILABLE. /BIBLEBOT FOR APPOINTMENT. BYE! ..DONT LET THE WITHERS BURN YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT. WELCOME BACK :) ... MASOCHISTS ALWAYS WELCOME. SOME COME AND MOST GO, BUT, YOU RETARDS ARE ALL HERE FOREVER. (Fit's deep voice) YOU WERE NEVER HERE. WE NEVER MET. THIS NEVER HAPPENED. DONT EXPECT ANY FAVORS ... EXCEPT FOR A SWORD TO THE HEAD. THIS SERVER IS NOT MONITORED. SO GOOD LUCK GETTING PAST 0,0 NEED FOOD ?? ... FREE MODDED LAVA AT 0,0 THATS MY LAVACAST! ~~ which one ? ~~ ALL OF THEM! CURTIS KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. THATS WHY YOU WONT LAST LONG. NEWFAG SANCTUARY AT 32.000,000 NETHER. FITMC IS GOOD, BUT RUSH..... Q: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 2B & A BUCKET OF SHIT ~~ A: THE BUCKET. WHERE IS A GOOD PLACE TO BUILD? ~ THE ARCHON :/ NOBODY ON 2B2T IS RACIST! ~ THEY HATE EVERYONE! MELONS ARE NOW A PROTECTED BLOCK ~ TORO'S REQUEST. YOU DONT NEED AN ELYTRA TO FLY! ~ LET SOMEONE PUSH YOU OFF A MOUNTAIN TO PROVE IT. DEATH SCREAMS NOW AVAILABLE IN DOLBY 7.1 SURROUND SOUND. BABBAJ + WHEELCHAIR = BOAT. DONT NERDPOLE TO KILL YOURSELF. JUST STAY AT 0,0. SINK OR SWIM, BECAUSE YOU DEFINITELY WONT GET CHANCE TO RUN. BEWARE! ~ SUN_WUKON STEALS REDSTONE ~ GOD KNOWS WHY :/ HELP!! ~ TOO LATE FAG, YOU CROSSED OVER WHEN YOU JOINED. BUY 2B2T GOODS TODAY, /KILL CREDITS ACCEPTED DONT TRUST ANYONE !!!! ~ EXCEPT ME :) THERE IS STILL HOPE! ~ F3 + C (for 6 sec) TAVUX ~ CHICKEN FILET' ANYONE ? BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING ... BUT ONLY WHEN NOT SNORTING COKE. MINES !, YOU MISSED MY BASE :( NOW ENTERING A NON PUBESCENT AREA ~ STAY CLEAR. TRUTH BE TOLD. .... KEKEKEK ..YEAH RIGHT! PINCH YOURSELF ! .... YUP, SORRY :) HAUSE DIDNT RUN AWAY. HIS MIND DID. 2B2T HAS BEEN UP FOR:- #$%$ YEARS, @#$?$% MONTHS & 3 SECONDS. YOU WANT PRIVACY? ~ GO BACK TO JAIL. SO YOU WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS? ~ HUG A CREEPER TODAY. 2B2T ~ THE TREE SEARCHING SIMULATOR. I HAVE 20 BASE MATES, ME AND ALL MY ALTS. MAKE FORT DICK GREAT AGAIN! BABBAJ, STOP BLOWING SHIT UP .... MY TNT DUPE IS PATCHED WELCOME TO THE OLDEST ANARCHY MC SERVER. ONE OF OUR ESTEEMED SADISTS WILL MEET WITH YOU SHORTLY. BE AFRAID.BE VERY AFRAID ~~ SERVER IS RESTARTING WHERE THE F$% HAS ALL THE DONKEYS AND CACTI GONE :? THATS NOT THUNDER :? ITS YOUR IMAGINATION ...BYE !! 2B2T DEATH COUNTER PROUDLY SPONSORED BY CRAY SUPERCOMPUTING INC. TRY /HOME TO EXPERIENCE OUR NEW IMPROVED ERROR MESSAGE SYSTEM FOOD CURRENTLY DISABLED DUE TO SHORTAGE. CURRENTLY ON LUNCH ..... F&?% DIE SLOWER. EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES! TRY THE ARCHON APOLOGIES FOR THE LAG, BE PATIENT IM SURE IT WILL GET WORSE SHORLTY. HAUSE!! WIPE YOUR NOSE AND FIX YOUR F$#%$^ SERVER. C++ HAS FAILED ~ LETS PLAY :) IF (UNCAUGHTEXCEPTIONHANDLER != NULL) THEN DONT GIVE A $H!T. NEWFAGACCESS.EXIT(-1); ALL SYSTEMS REPORTING OPTIMAL. CURRENT TPS = 0.1 YOU GIVE A NEW MEANING TO SUCKER FOR PUNISHMENT. WELL, YOU TRIED, YOU WERE CONQUERED .. NOW GO PLAY ROBLOX. TORO, PLAY THAT COPYRIGHTED SONG ! FIT, YOUR CLOWN IS DOWN :) HEY DOC, WANNA BASE WITH ME, DOC.DOC..DOC...DOC....DOC..... BRAINS OPTIONAL, WILLINGNESS TO DIE, COMPULSORY GOLDEN CARROTS JUST MAKE YOU THIRSTY. LAVA ANYONE. OF ALL THE THINGS YOUV'E LOST, YOU'LL MISS YOUR SANITY THE MOST.