The technique on that swing was just abysmal

In this week's episode of "Donger's Bizzare Adventure!"

It's a story of tragic missteps, bright and new opportunities, a confusing love triangle, and tending to old wounds! This time, with 100% less filler!

Okay, so, my week has been a lot of shit this week. I suppose I'll start with the bad parts:

  1. My Mother was 4 months pregnant with my now former step-father, but after an "accident" involving my mom and the youngest step-cunt, the fetus was tragically killed. I looked forward to caring for the baby, only for it to leave so quickly.

  2. You guys remember the ex who stabbed me? Well, I reluctantly decided to go and see if she was getting the mental help she needs. After scheduling a supervised visit, we sat down and talked. She actually said she felt remorse for what she did, and was hoping I would forgive her, she felt like she lost control over herself and something else was taking over. I accepted, shook her hand and left. I'm glad that she seems to getting her head back on straight.

Now, that the things that have negative connotations are out the way, now let's get onto the good parts of my week!

  1. I was offered scholarships, not from 1 university, not from 2. But from 3 different universities! I was so ecstatic, I received one from UC Davis, UC Berkeley, and UC Irvine. If you didn't know, UC stands for "University of California".

  2. This one can either be good or bad, depending on your views. But, basically, my girlfriend and I are really close and lovey-dovey, we're pretty much inseparable. This week, another girl came up to me and asked to speak to me. She wanted to tell me how she felt about me, and said she had a really big crush on me. So, naturally, I accepted her feelings, but told her I have a girlfriend. When I told my girlfriend this, she simply remarked, "Well, she is pretty cute. I wouldn't mind sharing with her" So, yeah, we've all been getting along quite well. :)

So, there, that's my week. A lot of shit, but I'm used to it at this point. Cx

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