The Toronto Maple Leafs sign Kurtis Gabriel To A One-Year, 750K deal.

First off, any fight where you fucking injure the other guy is more useful than getting your own face punched in. Unless your name is Kurtis Gabriel, then it's a net positive for the team if you're unable to play.

And does it really "get the boys fired up" if your only job is to play 5 mins a night + pick an arbitrary fight, and then you can't even do that right? How many players looking for ice time must resent this plug for continuing to take up a roster spot?

This must be Gabriel's reddit profile I'm replying to because I don't see how you could be a bigger clown than trying to defend the value of a goon that doesn't win fights in today's NHL...

/r/hockey Thread Parent