Trump fills his press conference with his own staffers who he directs to clap after everything he says. "Please clap" he says, as life imitates Jeb.

Jeb Life

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as

(Jeb Life)

And mourning loss can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as

(Jeb Life)

Donny's got brewer's droop he gets intimidated by the dirty donkeys, they love a bit of him

(Jeb Life)

Who's that gut lord marching, you should cut down on your porklife Donny, get some exercise

All the people So many people They all clap hand-to-hand Hand-to-hand through their Jeb Life

Know what I mean?

I vote down when I want except when when I get rudely awakened by the Donald

(Jeb Life) I take my trousers off, have a cup of pee and I think about groping the pussy

(Jeb Life)

I feed the trolls, I sometimes feed them Cheetos

It gives them a sense of enormous hands

And they're happy for the rest of the day safe in the The Donald where they can't handle crit Of my heart devoted to it (Jeb Life)

It's got nothing to do with Russian government you know And it's not about you Trumpettes who spin round and round and round

Jeb Life

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