Some people do choose to fly solo .

I prefer the misery I inflict on myself to misery given to me. I'm unwilling to make someone else miserable just to keep me from being alone. That's shameful and selfish.

I hate hurting someone else by my rejection. Who the fuck am I right? I don't want subjugate women. I don't want to be another male oppressor in a long line of misogyny.

So if you don't like the game then don't play. I just stopped dating. I'm that good looking dumb guy who has nothing to say. I'm like the 30 Rock episode with the Mad Men guy. Like Ed Norton in Fight Club, I'm a boy in a man's body.

I lie when women pay attention to me and say I have gf. I act supremely ignorant of all the subtle cues you guys give.

I always have plans even though I really mean I'm going to fire up a jay and paint or play an instrument alone.

You can buy a lot of shit to try and fill the holes inside you when you don't date.

Just embrace the truth that not everyone should be in a relationship.