I'm going to go ahead and use this shitpost as a platform to make my own shitpost:

I've never seen a bigger pack of whiny, entitled, spoiled, little shitty fans in all my time watching NBA as the Warriors fans are; they bitch about every single fucking thing, yell flop at shit that literally has nothing to do with flopping, and generally come across as people that have no idea anything about this sport.

I'd attribute it to a number of things, A) The Warriors are the current bandwagon, so we've got a massive influx of casuals, most of whom are probably 13 years old, spouting off dumb bullshit like 1. MJ, 2. Kobe, 3. Curry, B) People in the Bay Area are either rich as fucking shit, which would explain their bitchy sense of entitlement, or are some Oakland-ass assholes which explains why the fuck they annoy me so bad.

They fucking come in here, ruining the fucking sport with their golden boy, and his magical Curryball bullshit, which is going to ruin basketball if its success keeps up, in a few years when every fucking team is jacking threes like it's pickup and this sport has become unwatchable, then when they fucking lose a game they all explode into some tantrum about "rigging" and other stupid bullshit. What a bunch of fucking sore losers.

LeBron would've been fucking crucified for throwing a little baby tantrum like Curry, and assaulting some fan with his mouthpiece. Meanwhile, every fucking post that says some shit like "Curry gave dude daps so it's okay" gets a hundred upvotes and it makes my fucking head explode. I'm so looking forward to the end of this stupid bandwagon, and this stupid sport called Curryball; I'm so looking forward to these fucking casuals, and entitled pussies shutting the fuck up for once, when LeBron dad dicks Curry Sunday night.

And, then, I'm going to fucking shitpost Crying Jordan all over Steph, his whole family, the whole Warriors, all of Oracle, all of everything for like literally months/years/until I get bored, because fuck the Warriors.