Weekly Discussion: Tell us your best "did I really do that" cruise story

Not very proud of this one. I went to Carnivals Gold Platinum and Diamond party and took advantage of the incredibly strong free drinks. Afterwards I went to the casino and won a bit of cash. I was in line at the cashiers desk, there was a passenger at the teller, I stood around 5 feet back to wait for the next teller to call me up. Some guy walked up and asked if I was in line, I said yeah, and this guy (who was also very drunk) said "well why the fuck are you all the way back here?" I said "to give them some space, I'm not going to stand right on top of her." So this guy gets behind me and another guy walks up, he asks the guy behind me if we're all in line, he said "yeah, but don't stand too close! There's an invisible line you can't cross! Don't wanna stand too close!" That started to piss me off, another passenger walks up and he does the same thing to her. I finally get up to the desk and this guy keeps going on and on about how they can't move up because we need to give people space and making a complete ass out of himself. Keep in mind that I was only about five or six feet back from the first customer, this guy is now around 15 to 20 feet back. So I finally leave and this guy says "did we give you enough space?" That pushed me over the edge, being drunk and pissed off I said "do you have a problem cocksucker? Go fuck yourself, bud." Luckily the people I was with made me walk off before I tried to fight the guy. Not my proudest moment, but seriously, if there are multiple tellers open and one line, you stand back and wait for an open one, you don't line up right behind the person at the counter then try to jump over to another teller.

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