That is funny. Based on the first few paragraphs my mind jumped to ENTP, but then I realized that I see much more Te than Ne in this. I do see Ne, but mainly when you talk about your interests and tendency to phase through obsessions. Overall, I'm seeing more Te in this post.

That left me with the two Te doms, ESTJ and ENTJ. I think you could be either tbh. I went with ESTJ mainly because of because of tert-Ne, but an arguement could be made for either, and I also still wouldn't rule out ENTP, especially since you strike me as an "introverted extrovert", which ENTP is well known for.

I'd bet money you're one of the three types mentioned, but you should look at the inferior function of each. That is usually a dead giveaway.