• Dive into an ice bath.

• Inject myself with 6 full syringes of adrenaline while I towel off.

• Wash down 5 caffeine tablets and 4 Vitamin-B complex tablets, with 3 jumbo cups of coffee, and 2 Red Bulls, and 1 Coca Cola.

• Have a dominatrix whip me for a few minutes to the beat of a heavy metal tune blasted at full volume in my headphones.

• Pour vinegar and salt directly on the whip wounds.

• Bungee jump off the top floor of a skyscraper.

And then... finally:

As the grogginess begins to fade a bit...

I stifle a few more yawns, blink a little bit to get that sleep-stickyness out my eyes, then drive myself to work.