What is the most 'WTF' dream you can remember ?

It started out like a normal day in elementary school. About grade 8 I believe. During the lunch recess, a kid came up to me and asked if I wanted to play hide and seek. Me, being that one kid that didn't really do much at recess but talk and occasionally play a game of football, but was happy doing nothing too, politely declined. As I turn away the kids voice starts getting distorted, like when you play with the pitch of a voice in a program. The kid was saying "Why won't you play with me? Why won't you ever play with me?!". As I turned around, thoroughly creeped out the kid was gone. Vanished. Literally like he never existed. As I contemplated what had just happened, I felt a massive rush of air from behind, like a sort of shockwave. That was exactly what it was. I looked up and saw a massive hole in the sky and really weirdly low pitched mechanical noises. Almost like when a speaker is getting overloaded. The sky starts to turn dark and that's when I realise is because its raining pure black droplets. As the sun becomes completely blotted out it looks like nighttime. Suddenly, everyone is gone and I somehow missed my bus ride home. As I start to freak out I run to the front doors of the school, in an attempt to find anyone who can help me get home. This is were things get really weird. All of the sudden, for a reason I have yet to understand, as I try the handle to the school doors, I get blasted backwards down the steps as rainbows burst out of the school. As I manage to clamber up I hear some sort of demented Chewbacca roar and a giant chinese dragon comes flying out and picks me up. The next thing I know I'm riding on it. It starts shooing more rainbows out of its mouth, cutting through all of the dark rain like its puking out I giant laser beam of rainbows. It makes a sharp turn and I get thrown of its back. It flies straight upwards like a bullet into the whole in the sky and as soon as it fully enters the whole I hear a loud crack of thunder and suddenly its gone. Everything weird is gone. I'm back in the field standing with this kid. He asks if I want to play hide and seek, again with him. This time I say yes. Suddenly I woke up and realise that I slept in and almost missed my bus.

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