What is the scariest, most terrifying thing that actually exists?

Nobody is sitting on a boat tour in Australia looking a plant leaves and trying to match them to pictures on Wikipedia you dumb fuck. You can't just expect everyone to memorize every dangerous fucking thing that exists in Australia before they visit. People who live there probably don't know what half the shit is.

The tour guide has a moral obligation to inform people what the plant actually is, instead of warning them in a way that so commonly tempts people to do the opposite that it's one of the most common fucking tropes in television and film.

The fact that you empathize with something so clearly malicious makes me glad for the simple fact I get to just not be you for the entire rest of my entire life.

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