Happened to a friend of a friend, but it stuck with me as an interesting horny story.

This guy decided to try anal sex with his girlfriend, without properly looking into the specifics or the mechanics of it, obviously.

They were going at it when he suddenly pulled of, the suction effect happens, and wouldn’t you know it, the subsequent poop explosion, everywhere.

They promptly clean the bed, the floor, etc, dit down and try to laugh it off.

The guy then went to the bathroom to pee, he felt something weird on his member, looked closer and discovered what looked like a small growth under the skin.

Turns out it was an undigested corn kernel.