There was this one girl in high school that I just could not stand. I was a pretty chill guy and got along with everyone but something about this chick rubbed me the wrong way. She generally acted as if she were much more attractive or clever than she actually was, and the fact that for some reason nobody outright hated her seemed to lead her to believe she had a pass to be nasty to other kids when she felt like it.

One time we were on a school trip outdoors and I happened to sit next to her and a bunch of her friends during a break. I was a tall, lanky kid with skinny chicken legs, and that day I was wearing shorts. She goes "Look at those gorgeous girly legs you have."

I'm like "Yeah if only there weren't three of 'em."

Her friends went *apeshit*.