whats the hardest "Would u rather" question you've ever been asked?

I’ve also gotten lemon juice in a cut before.

And also, one time, when I was a teen living in a beach town, I took a girl I had a crush on to the beach for a midnight walk. There were large rocks everywhere to slow erosion- think like 1 cubic foot, half buried in sand.

So we are walking and holding hands and being all angsty, and I go to step over a rock and my foot just lights up with pain. The rock starts turning over as I’m hopping on one foot, and then I hear a snap and it goes flat again.

I pull out a lighter to look at wtf just happened and see that it’s not a rock, it’s a dead horseshoe crab. By foot is on fire because I impaled the tail between my first two toes, and the snap was it breaking off.

My point is, I think there is a right and a wrong fucking answer here, and I’m taking the goddamn lemons too.

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