What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen at a party? [NSFW]

-Saw a guy get thrown off a balcony in a fight.

-watched someone throw literally a handful of mortars(fireworks) into the middle of someone's living room, it was terrifying and beautiful.

-Saw a few people flip over a yellow VW bug while other people were doing cannon balls in the the fence screaming NOT MY HOUSE! until it came down, also people were first fighting in the steet.

Seen a guy let off a fire extinguisher in a 2 bedroom apartment, people were getting trampled trying to get out because you literally couldn't breath.

Saw a girl close the door in a cops face and it immediately get kicked in and she got hit by the door and fell onto a glass coffee table and had to leave in an ambulance.

Saw a guy take a skateboard truck to the head during a fight, I swear he went down with a smile on his face and was sleeping like a baby for a few minutes.

Saw a guy put a cigarette outon a cat at a house party and then proceeded to get beat within an inch of his life by nearly everyone at the party.

That's just off the top of my head, I have so many party stories from my younger years I could write a book. Below is a story that for me quite a few upvotes when I posted it a while back, it was technically a bachelorette party of girls.

Bouncing at a busy hipster club one weekend, I'm doing wrist bands at the door when this bachelorette party comes stumbling to the door. Its about 11 at night and these girls are already pretty trashed. The bachelorette had one of those stupid sashes and her and her 3 friends were dressed to impress. I let them in, nothing crazy.

Fast forward 30 minutes later and i rotate with another bouncer and stand guard at the side bar which is also where the green room was. It wasn't a VIP type thing, people just went in there to do drugs with the club owner and his cousin (we can call them Chris and Steve) who were there every single night preying on girls, these guys were in their late 30s and this club was mostly 18-25 so while i thought it was creepy, they never left alone so the girls didn't seem to think so. I see the bachelorette party girls doing shots at this side bar, Chris is giving them free shots and making small talk, i had seen him in action many times so i knew he was just trying to hook up with someone.

They convince the bachelorette to let Chris, Steve, and one of the bartenders (we can call him Joe) do body shots off her while she laid on the bar with her friends cheering her on, then her and 2 of her friends started doing shots of each other and everyone got really really drunk. I was bored and making small talk with one of her friends who was supposed to be DD but was in no position to be driving.

During the next few minutes Steve convinces the bachelorette to come into the green room to i assume do coke while her other 2 friends are talking to some guys. I see Steve and Chris and bachelorette go in, like 30 seconds later Chris comes running out and gets Joe who goes in. I get her friends phone number and break off my conversation and make my way to the door while the girl i was talking to met up with the other 2 friends who all i guess assumed the bachelorette was in the bathroom. Right before i get to the door Joe busts out and says "you gotta get in on this!".

I walk in and this girl is on the couch on all fours with her dress hiked up saying the dirtiest shit getting railed by Chris while giving an incredibly sloppy blowjob to Steve in between her saying "fuck me harder". Joe runs over and whips his junk out and she starts going to town on him too saying shit like "give me that cock, this is my last night". Then she flips onto her back and everyone switches around, no one is wearing protection mind you, the contents of her purse are all over the couch and floor, then another bouncer (we can call him Mike) comes in looking for me so we can rotate spots and stops in his tracks to stare at the bachelorette gangbang going on.

Without saying a word he runs over and drops his pants to his ankles, just as she is about to start blowing him she throws up all over his junk and fills his bunched up pants and boxers with what seemed like a gallon of throw up. He tried to step back but being immobilized by his pants he fell back and put a hole in the drywall behind him. Joe, who was now the last of him Chris and Steve to rail her, sees this happen in front of him and cant hold down whatever he ate before his shift because he blows chunks all over her tits which were hanging out of her dress as well as all over her dress and bachelorette sash, he makes this awkward sigh of relief without messing up his rhythm, i dont know if he actually finished but he kept going for at least another 10 seconds while i dont think she even realized he blew chunks on her because she was still leaned over the side of the couch still heaving and there was music playing kinda loud.

Chris is yelling at Mike for putting a hole in the wall, Steve is rolling on the floor laughing, me being the only sober one in the room i tell Steve to put all her shit back in her purse, i lead her to one of the 2 bathrooms in the green room (Mike had now made his way to the other one). I tell Chris to go get her friends and tell her she threw up and was in the bathroom. Joe fortunately didn't get any puke on himself so he just went back to the bar like nothing happened. Her friends come to her rescue and clean her up and they all promptly leave like nothing happened.

Now heres the really fucked up part about 3 weeks later the girls friend that give me her number (i had lost it) walks up and I'm working the door. I somehow remembered her name and asked her how her friends wedding went, she looked kid of puzzled and i told her they were here a few weeks ago for her bachelorette party and we talked. Her eyes got really big and she started telling me the bachelorette had accidentally pocket dialed her fiancee while she was getting railed on the couch and left a voicemail of it and she clamied to have no memory of any of it but they had lost track of her a few times and werent sure where or what exactly happened. I played dumb and said that sucks and than told everyone involved who all seemed to think it was more funny than anything, i quit working there shortly after that because that shit is depressing and it was always something every night.

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