I only recently found the thread, but I'll tell the story again here:
I'll tell this story. I'm 16 now, and this happened when I was 6, so that was already quite a few years ago. In any case...here we go.
They say that there are two types of people that walk this Earth. People who have shit their pants, and liars. This has never made too much sense to me. After all, these categories are not according to whether or not people have shit themselves, but rather whether or not they're willing to admit in.
In any case, the story.
I was six years old. My mother had made Twin Sun Toast, a recipe from a Star Wars Cookbook. I don't know if this was what caused it, but it might be relevant.
I went to a summer day camp, and on the way back in the carpool, maybe a little before, my stomach started to hurt. By hurt, I mean HURT. It was the most I've ever had to go to the bathroom.
I was complaining the whole time about having to go SO BAD, but the driver wasn't allowed to take me home first. At a certain point, I couldn't hold it anymore, and I shit my pants. Technically, I wasn't wearing "pants", I was wearing a bathing suit.
Now, I was sitting on what felt like hot curry. It was really disgusting, and my ass was COVERED in shit. So was all of me up to my waist. I felt SO guilty for ruining this guy's van, but it felt SO good to no longer be in so much pain. However, like I said, it filled up my bathing suit and the smell was the worst I've ever smelled. More on that later.
After at least half an hour of sitting in my own diarrhea, we arrived at my house. My mother walked me in and sat me down on the toilet as we worked together to clean my ass, my legs, and my dick. My bathing suit was revolting. (WARNING: GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION AHEAD):
It was full to the brim with hot, steaming liquid shit, more yellow than brown. It smelled so bad it could make you feel nauseous (duh), and there was so much of it, way more than a 6-year-old, even one of my size (I've always been tall and heavy for my age), should have been able to produce. Enough to make me pretty dehydrated, because it was pretty much straight liquid as well.
I don't remember much of what happened after this, but I do know that I threw up later that evening. In my defense, I must have had SOME sort of stomach bug, so it's understandable. Even so, I'd rather not go through this EVER again.
So that's my most embarrassing story.