On our 16th bday party my twin and I had all of our guy friends over to crash in our abandoned farm home. Our current home was across the road and this unused house was perfect. Shenanigans started when a friend of mine wanted to prove that he could drive my dad's grain truck and after he started it my twin jumped in with him and they started to attempt to do doughnuts in the hay field. My dad saw that and raced right over and my brother and friend were all saucer eyed when he chewed the shit out of them. After dad left I told them to chill out because the alcohol wasn't even there yet. We go down to the junk yard and shoot our guns and then the sun sets and our sister shows up with friends... bottles of alcohol that is. The drunkeness kicked off immediately with different games and our old back porch quickly became the spot to barf. After a while my friend who was driving the grain truck, he was a big guy, came running out, slipped on someone's barf and when he landed the entire porch crashed down. Inside the house some guys were so drunk that other guys were helping them stay drunk by bottle feeding them more alcohol while one friend made stogies out of hay and was passing them around. And then someone found a bowling ball in my dad's old closet and boom! boom! boom! Wall after wall came tumbling down.