[The Windy Weekly] Shoot the breeze in Chicago

Got to love this city. Incoming rant.

Get back to my office after a work function and see some jackass decided to block the drive way to my works parking lot on a major street.

I check my it the condo doorman next store and they don't know whose it is. I wait 20 minutes or so and no one comes to moce it. Ok time to call 311, transfered to 911 and said someone would be there shortly. 45 mins later and the guy comes out.

I proceed to tell him he's fucking lucky he beat the ticket/tow. He looks at me confused and I say real fucking considerate to block a drive for an hour plus. He gets uppity and says I should have asked the doorman who's car because he knew him. I said I did let's got talk to him.

Once inside I confirmed I asked them and then he started running his mouth and throwing out insults. Once he gets to the point where he said I'm going to fuck you up and knock you out I asked the doorman to call 911 for assault (assault is verbal threats, battery is physical attacks.) the doorman says I can't and that I have to leave as I'm trespassing.

I was in disbelief and said ok I'll call them from outside. Guy follows me out there and still talking shit. I say that's fine I'm waiting for the cops now.

More Insults such as fagget and pussy. While I just stood there calling him out for being an ass hat. He pushes me once and someone stepped in between us, he than went for my neck and popped a button undone on my shirt. I went to swing but the doorman pushed him back pretty far and just stood between us.

Cops finally come after the inconsiderate prick left, and asked what happened. I tell them, they ask if I want to file a report. I asked him "honestly would anything happen? " he said no, I said don't worry about it than.

Also I now know where jackass lives, works (sticker in his windshield tipped me off.) But I know the manager of the building and I know several higher ups at his work. Also probably have all of this on the office security cam.

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