He blows his nose like

HONK HONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

every day.

He sits and watches tv at lunch time, like wtf. At least put headphones in and pretend not to be.

He puts all calls onto speakerphone. He is on hold about 20 times a day, so guess what. Now we all are on hold.

He says everything twice, and he’ll do it phonetically like he’s a robot.

Hello, this is Kevin, Kappa-echo-victor-indigo-Nigel.

He leaves voice messages of 5 minutes or sometimes more. We all time them. He will be talking away and then at the end, ‘so when you get this message, call me back, it’s Kevin, Kappa-echo-victor-indigo-Nigel on 092***** that’s Kevin, Kappa-echo-victor-indigo-Nigel. on 092*****.’