Look, I know this is what everybody says to do but I have a better suggestion, if you're brave enough. Download Firefox and put it in a folder with a bunch of other junk apps that nobody ever uses. Now never use Firefox except to look at, you know, that kind of stuff. This way you can have bookmarks and can go back in your history in case you want to pick up where you left off or get tossed out of the window because of pop ups or whatever.

But to answer the question, yeah, I'd do it for 100k dollars, let alone a fucking million. What is she gonna do, not love me? I'd just give them half. She can really use the money, especially right now. I know there's a lot of questionable stuff on there, but it's a small price to pay. As long as I give her grandkids she probably wouldn't care less about my deviancies.