3. [WP] You go back in time to kill Hitler. You find him studying to become an arti...

[WP] You go back in time to kill Hitler. You find him studying to become an artist, he then asks for your opinion on his work.

Rethink your steps. Where'd this all go wrong?

Hmm...

The drinks! What the fuck made you think it was okay to drink with that son of a cock-sucking bitch?! He tricked you!

No...

No. You tricked yourself. You thought you could make that piece of shit your friend? Him? What a fucking joke! It's no wonder no one takes you seriously, you dimwit. His entire mannerisms were shady, yet you decided to do something you shouldn't.

Ugh... There's so much blood. I can't stand the sight... How can I blame myself like this, though? I didn't know any better...

Wait! Yes, I did! Goddammit! God-fucking-dammit, man! Look at yourself. You're covered in blood!

How do you even explain yourself here? You can't! Okay, okay. I need to relax. I need to get a grip. Relax. I'm talking to myself. It's night. I just woke up. I didn't even realize he was dead. I mean, I was drunk. How could I have known?

Shit...

All I did was ask this asshole what he thought of my paintings. I didn't know... I didn't know I could get so angry.

But... You know... It actually felt good. It felt good taking my rage out on him.

How dare he hate my art! How dare he call me a Jew killer!

I mean, I've never killed a Jew. What the fuck was this idiot talking about, anyway? Changing history? What the fuck? But you know what, fuck it! I will now, asshole! Good job. You just made a killer out of an innocent artist. I may not be a great artist, but I'm not the one with a bullet hole in his forehead, right? I just made an art piece out of you!

I sure did kill the fuck out of your ass, you dirty bitch.

I'll hunt down every Jew I can. And only you will be blamed for it. You made a monster out of me.

You just created the world's worst nightmare. And I'll make sure history remembers the fucking name: Adolf Hitler!

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