28 Days Later is a good movie to put on if you have a girl over. It’s so intense at the beginning and gets her excited, then once she’s still on the edge of your couch and it starts to get boring as fuck you ask if she wants a massage and then sit behind her. Work both your thumbs up each side of her spine and to her shoulder blades. Then, with more pressure, use your thumbs in a circular motion and slowly move her hair to one side and give her a soft kiss on the neck. Exhale even slower as you move away and look up to see if she’s into it. She turns around and you start kissing her more. Eventually picking her up and carrying her to your bedroom. You then lay her down on her back, take your shirt off and ask if she wants to keep going. To which she replies “I’m on my period”. So you both laugh, go get milkshakes and sit in your car in the empty Walmart parking lot talking for hours and eventually bring her home. Then she never speaks to you again. She doesn’t reply to a single text, not even the one asking if you made her feel uncomfortable. That’s it.