r/MaliciousCompliance - Page 2

256 words "You need to change this right now!" I'd be happy to. 305 words Revenge from beyond the Grave...well...beyond retirement 128 words I left 40 guys standing in the rain after a 12 hr shift. 123 words "We don't need any of that anymore" 269 words "He can't wait outside? Guess what, now he's waiting inside." 152 words "Speak LANGUAGE, this is COUNTRY!" 158 words This is THE BEST 156 words Make my son wear uncomfortable shoes so it's "uniform?" Get ready for the ugliest shoes you've ever seen. 141 words A bar near me found a hilarious loophole to get around noise complaints and keep hosting live music. 173 words My parents locked the bathroom door at night. 163 words Science Teacher Has A Swear Jar 420 words You Have To Honor What It Says On The Menu 125 words You want me to include a class on intelligent design? Alrighty. 356 words You're a dishwasher! Wash down these dangerous kitchen knives! 176 words $20 minimum? If you insist, mate. 150 words You want me to call and ask permission for you to be escorted to a restricted area? Sure, but you’ll be escorted out instead. 286 words Sure, I'll "Deal With" My Roommate Bringing Home a New Girl Every Other Night 147 words Nurse finds out the hard way you should always listen to your patients. 181 words Uber drivers can't file class action lawsuits so 12,500 drivers filed individually for 3rd party arbitration 128 words Uber drivers can't file class action lawsuits so 12,500 drivers filed individually for 3rd party arbitration