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148 words NY bill that would have let police sue protesters is vetoed 222 words OJ Simpson Says He Avoids Los Angeles Because He’s Scared To Run Into Nicole Brown Simpson’s Murderer Despite Being Civilly Liable For Killing Her 142 words Catholic Monsignor Who Wanted to Deny Biden Communion Resigns After Cellphone Links Him to Gay Dating App 143 words Police officer arrested after stepson found dead inside bedroom wall 146 words Tests show there’s no tuna in Subway’s tuna sandwiches 108 words Baby boomers are more sensitive than millennials, according to the largest-ever study on narcissism - 591 words NFL to halt 'race-norming,' which assumed Black players had lower cognitive function 139 words Justice minister accidentally tweets that one of his campaign donors will become a judge 195 words Jeff Bezos' superyacht is so big it needs its own yacht 114 words Texas Democrat Resigns After Calling Sen. Tim Scott An ‘Oreo’ 151 words Long Beach Ralphs, Food 4 Less stores set to close permanently this weekend amid dispute over ‘hero pay’ 125 words Florida's new ban on transgender students in sports would allow schools to subject minors to genital inspections 129 words Florida's new ban on transgender students in sports would allow schools to subject minors to genital inspections 190 words Worcestershire paedophile teacher choked to death on breakfast in prison 189 words Amazon admits its drivers sometimes have to pee in bottles 152 words Japanese Company Offers Paid Leave for Employees Grieving Over Their Favorite Idol's Retirement 151 words Man breaks into Johnny Depp's home, takes a shower and refuses to leave 138 words The Cop Who Said The Spa Shooter Had A "Bad Day" Previously Posted A Racist Shirt Blaming China For The Pandemic 123 words The Cop Who Said The Spa Shooter Had A "Bad Day" Previously Posted A Racist Shirt Blaming China For The Pandemic 232 words West Sacramento Mom Puts Up 'This Neighborhood Is Full Of Karens' Sign After Neighbors Complain About Noise