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271 words Man who paid $2.9m for NFT of Jack Dorsey’s first tweet set to lose almost $2.9m 115 words Miami spent $350,000 on new park lights. The park closes at sundown 235 words 2 Florida boys accused of battery for spraying Silly String at juveniles. 166 words 8 Austin police officers charged after investigation into 2020 George Floyd protests are released on $1 bond, lawyers say 138 words Menstrual leave not applicable to transgender women: Taiwan Ministry of Labor 266 words Eileen Gu defends China’s internet freedom. Her message is censored. 138 words Ubisoft Celebrated Its Employees' Hard Work By Giving Them NFTs 151 words Swiss man changes gender to retire and receive his pension a year earlier 340 words New study finds people who are obsessed with celebrities to be less intelligent 137 words Ontario’s 3-year quest to fire woman over alleged theft of $2.99 protein bar fails 131 words Arizona tells Supreme Court innocence isn’t enough in death row arguments. 189 words Don Jr. Implores Young Supporters To Ditch Peaceful Bible Rule Since It's 'Gotten Us Nothing' 242 words Man who smuggled 'Squid Game' into North Korea sentenced to death 219 words Faced with soaring Ds and Fs, schools are ditching the old way of grading 173 words Refreshingly Honest Billionaire Says Media Purchase Will Be Used For Propaganda 118 words Native American Woman In Oklahoma Convicted Of Manslaughter Over Miscarriage 177 words 'Nicki told the truth to me, Dr. Fauci lied to me': Minaj fans in Atlanta protest vaccine mandate 119 words Barrett concerned about public perception of Supreme Court 137 words After crushing women's right to choose, Greg Abbott says Texans have 'right to choose' not to get vaxxed 221 words Oklahoma governor removes only physicians from medical board