Never liked Undertale but I think I'll give it another try in the near future.

ANYWAY SPOILERS FOR DISCO ELYSIUM.

One day, this sad man walked into a clothing store, I looked really down, like I hadn't fun in years. So while roaming to the clothing store, a multi-pattern (and probably food stain in the front) necktie called for me.

I put it on and looked myself in the mirror, didn't smile.

But I needed someone to show me how to rock n roll again.

So since that day, me and my Horrific Necktie went to a party (yes, A party, just one, it's an achievement for a person who doesn't party), we drink beer, drink wine, didn't drink cider because we have none, we also drink beer AND wine around young people (like, a year younger max) and didn't do drugs to keep me awake because again, we had none.

Did we have fun? Well, the necktie did everything a multi pattern necktie can do to help a man have fun, but not enough to heal me.

HORRIFIC (yet too soon to be BEAUTIFUL) NECKTIE: "Your heart is broken bratushka and it cannot be mended. Believe me, I've tried."

So yeah, I'm the loser 41 Precinct Detective >! Harry Du Buois !<

For all the Disco Elysium fans who read this, hope you had a laugh and a cry thinking about THAT scene, and well, believe me, go to a vintage and used clothing store and buy a colorful necktie, it will help you my fellow sad human.