3. Alleged opening crawl...

Alleged opening crawl...

How it actually should start, since the last movie ended with a 'broadcast'....

EPISODE IX THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

The dead speak! The galaxy has heard seen a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE on the salty plain of Crait in the sinister voice image of the vanished LUKE SKYWALKER.

GENERAL HUX dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while REY Broom Boy, the last hope of the Jedi First Order, trains for battle against the diabolical terrorist faction known as the RESISTANCE.

Meanwhile, Supreme Leader KYLO REN rages in search of the phantom Emperor Skywalker, determined to destroy any threat to his power....

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Let me guess what Rey's new films will be about How much have you spent on official/licensed Star Wars products for yourself since the Disney takeover? Here's a really tough question for everyone. How would you turn Rise of Skywalker into a half decent or at least not boring movie. Hold on we're smarter than this Is KK taking a little swipe at Abrams in the new vanity fair article ? Who would’ve been ideal to lead the franchise for Disney? Disney is not ruining Luke by having him continue the old Jedi's no attachment rule The Chronicles of the making of the Sequel Trilogy and who is to blame for what People hate the Force dyad stuff but from my understanding, Revan and Bastila Sharn had the same thing. When did a character's ability become important and when did we first learn they had it? I borrowed the Machete order then expanded on it. Thoughts? (And I’m not bothering with the sequels that why I feel safe posting it here) *all the arcs are from clone wars* Now, this is would be suberting expectations the right way. Yahoo! Rey is a symptom of primarily male writers trying to figure out what women would want in an action hero. All of this has happened before...

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