ALMA_ELMA confirmed casual

LuichoX Didnt you need to longjump to get a star

Ferno YOU ARE MAKING ME CRAZY

LuichoX at least one on the whole fucking game

Ferno MY HEAD

LuichoX wasnt longjump needed like seriously

Alma_Elma probably not

LuichoX god

XXXCheckmate You used it for speed runs

Alma_Elma you guys are judgemental

:(

XXXCheckmate maybe she used the triple jumps?

LuichoX no

esportsterror9696 loool No Z button speed runs, any %

Oddyesy we're not judgemental we're just

LuichoX you are just a casual

Ferno how can you...

Oddyesy what the fuck how did that even work like

esportsterror9696 No Z Button Speedrun Any%

LuichoX that would be one hell of a difficult speedrun

Alma_Elma I liked playing mario kart 64

LuichoX YOU CANT EVEN BACKWARDS JUMP WITHOUT Z

Oddyesy that is the equivalent of holding the gamecube controller by the right/left handle and holding the rest of it with the two nubs in the middle

XXXCheckmate AGDQ here I come yes you can just do a quick turn-around

LuichoX thats another kind of jump

esportsterror9696 a pivot jump AT

LuichoX i'm talking about the one where mario crouches OH GOD

esportsterror9696 trust me im a professional melee

LuichoX mario 64 = more ats than tr4sh

AwesomeDocHacksaw (ㆀ˘・з・˘)ωҺat? I'm confused

LuichoX fuck you and your emojis

Alma_Elma I did that a lot in sunshine lol

Oddyesy how did you play mk64 w/o items

LuichoX we're talking about the Z button here

esportsterror9696 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。

XXXCheckmate you know what you need to crouch to kill the pirannha plants

Oddyesy ty for break brain Alma 10/10

LuichoX actually

Ferno 10 outta 10 1000 outta 10 best game

Alma_Elma my friend also played with me so sometimes he would help lol

LuichoX i'm pretty sure you could just walk

Ferno BES GAME

LuichoX to the piranha plants

Oddyesy did your friend hold it the same way

XXXCheckmate i think you're right

Alma_Elma idk i wasn't looking at his fucking hands

Oddyesy what

LuichoX lmaoooo

Oddyesy not even when you handed it to him or like what

Alma_Elma no?

Oddyesy surely

Ferno Alma pls

XXXCheckmate I still can't imagine playing mario 64 without the z button

Oddyesy did you ever feel discomfort holding it like that?

AwesomeDocHacksaw Plox

Alma_Elma not at all

AwesomeDocHacksaw HOW

LuichoX if you never press Z you cant feel discomfort i mean the stick is far away but even then

AwesomeDocHacksaw trust him hes a doctor

XXXCheckmate wait a second

LuichoX z is just impossible

XXXCheckmate how can you hold an n64 controller and never feel the z button?

LuichoX the only way is being alma

Alma_Elma i didn't know it was there

XXXCheckmate unless you never held the analog stick

LuichoX you never looked at the controller tho

Oddyesy you legit never knew it was there? what you never looked at the controller even for a split second

LuichoX thats like the first thing you do when you get a new controller

Alma_Elma do you guys look at your controllers

LuichoX yes

XXXCheckmate yes

AwesomeDocHacksaw Wtf am I reading

Oddyesy literally the first thing I ever do whe nI get a new controller

Alma_Elma when you play

esportsterror9696 yes

XXXCheckmate yes

esportsterror9696 a lot

Ferno yes

Alma_Elma ...

Oddyesy is look at every nook and cranny

Alma_Elma wtf?

AwesomeDocHacksaw Yes

Alma_Elma why

XXXCheckmate I become one with my controller

esportsterror9696 bc they look pretty

Oddyesy because

esportsterror9696 you controller is you

Ferno maybe you find some thing interesting

esportsterror9696 like idk

Ferno LIKE THE Z BUTTON

esportsterror9696 a z button

Oddyesy DO YOU NOT LOOK AT POTENTIAL SEX PARTNERS BEFORE SEXING THEM UP

esportsterror9696 AYY LMAO

Oddyesy THIS IS THE SAME TYPE OF THING

Alma_Elma lol what the fuck odd

Oddyesy THIS IS THE EXACT

Alma_Elma it took me a while to find out there's a z button on the gc controller too

Oddyesy SAME THING

AwesomeDocHacksaw because it's there all the time plus how can you never look at the whole thing ever

→ ZBUTTONTEARER9696 ha ingresado

Alma_Elma and a while to find out there's a zr/zl on the wii u why are all the buttons hidden?

Oddyesy BEFORE YOU FONDLE SOMETHING INTIMATELY YOU NEED TO LOOK AT EVERYTHING FIRST

Ferno Alma confirmed Z tier

AwesomeDocHacksaw exactly

Oddyesy Alma now either you're just trolling us

Alma_Elma no

Oddyesy or you're just bad with Z's r

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