Did we all forget that Apple is still using child labor? Nestle uses slaves? That walmart eagerly destroys entire communities over a whisper of unionization? That fast food loves minimum wage? That every warehouse and construction job makes you trade your body for table scraps? That every single company in the country uses every tax break it can get?

At least Amazon pays a $15/hr minimum wage and gives nothing to the shareholders and uses a computer algorithm to determine performance metrics instead of a racist high school dropout with a coke habit.

They're probably one of the nicest companies in the world. That might not be saying a lot, but Jesus y'all remember what corporate America looked like ten years ago.