Actually no-one, as the whole thing was supposed to be a really good joke, which was fully intentional riddled with puns from start to finish – and should've made you laugh.

At least I was almost dying in laughter whilst writing it when playing with given words to try to find the perfect fitting wordplay. I'm actually sorry for my not-that-obvious humour being too silly/complex to get at first sight.

Though the lack of humour and actual ability to laugh about yourself and being self-ironic here on Reddit disturbs me ever so often again when getting downvoted for trying to make some smaller phuns …

Please accept my apologies asking for way too much of your precious time which seems being way too valuable to grant me that few couple of seconds, to figure out how the post may have been actually meant – and that it maybe could've been meant being just highly ironic.

^{PS: I literally hate needing to express obvious sarcasm/irony with that stupid /s-thingy, as it spoils the whole damn intention of irony itself! … as if a /s wouldn't be insulting enough to savvy, it just fucking invalidates every god-damn intention of something being ironic, if you have to mark it in the place for people to even get it being meant ironically. The whole point of irony IS to be NOT distinguishable from everything else being meant serious – but give people a hard time to figure out IF it was meant ironically.}