Ooooooo I'm having flashbacks. I remember my freshman year in college this girl at a party took my 15 year old retro Boston Celtics hat. It was originally my older brother's and I loved that damn hat. She was acting all flirty and walked up, took the hat straight off my head and put it on, did a lil grindy dance move and then fucking twirled outta there disappearing into the crowd. I briefly looked for her but it was dark and crowded and she was gone. Fast forward a couple months and I notice that same girl walking into a dorm room in the same building as mine. I thought what the hell, knocked on her door and saw that she had a goddamn collection of men's snapbacks organized all neatly on her wall like some head-collecting serial killer. I saw my beloved hat on her wall, asked for it back, and the crazy hat lady said "No it's mine now". She began to close the door but I stuck my foot in to keep the door from closing...which in hind-site is pretty creepy. But I basically told her don't make a scene, just give it back or I'll tattle on you for theft, cuz fuck pride I wanted my favorite hat back. She ended up giving it back, sorta apologized and that was that. I also ended up losing it again anyways a couple weekends later but that was my fault cuz I'm an idiot.