Why, because kiddy porn makes you think uncomfortable thoughts that your iPhones and iPads and TVs and any and all media censors from your fragile minds? Maybe it wasn't a joke. Maybe it was just a comment to remind everyone that even though we have these awesome new phones this week, there are others in the world who aren't so lucky. Maybe, if you thought about them once in a while, maybe, just maybe, the thought would irk you enough to get up and do something about it instead of down voting some idiot on Reddit so less people can be aware that not only does child porn exist, but so do many other atrocities around the world. But by all means, continuing raving about touch ID and how fast it is and jerk each other off over 3D Touch. Yeah it's all fun and games, but I work in the emergency room where I see things that you kids couldn't handle, cause apparently you can't even handle a stupid fucking comment made anonymously on Reddit. So sorry my reality is a little more hardcore than your happy-go-lucky lifestyle and it shows in my sarcasm. It's how I deal.

Oh and fuck it, so I'll only get down voted once instead of two separate comments: Whoever the fuck said I implied everyone who values privacy watches child porn. Seriously? You're the only one who took it that way. One dude, yeah ONE DUDE, said he already knew about the feature. I implied HE might watch it (sarcastically I'll add since you guys know nothing about that either) he asked if it was sad he already knew about it. Someone told him, no it wasn't sad. I took the opposite approach, ya know, cause Reddit.... Added the edit (maybe what you're referring to about me implying everyone since j said down voters watch it? But down voters doesn't mean they value privacy, just means someone clicked a blue downward arrow next to my comment. And fuck those people) in after approximately 20-30 down votes because I wanted to see how low it would go. Still not at -100 yet, but hey, I tried!!