lmao here are the stuff that matter
atlanta: trades away dwight howard and gets like marco belinelli or some shit lol
boston: trades away the #1 pick for the #3 pick and a 2018 pick and they draft jayson tatum. signs gordon hayward. trades away bradley for a morris twin. trades away IT, the brooklyn pick, and jae for kyrie.
brooklyn: still fucked-- trades away brook lopez for d'lo and mozgov. gets crabbe and carroll through somehow or other
charlotte: gets dwight howard and drafts malik monk. also gets dwayne bacon aka dwyane wade
chicago: lol. trade away butler for lavine and dunn and some other shit. also drafts markannen and talks about a buyout of wade's contract
cleveland: trade away kyrie for IT, crowder, and the brooklyn pick. also derrick rose sign w them. signs calderon and jeff green but who really gives a fuck
dallas: drafts dennis smith jr who is a yung god
denver: signs paul millsap
detroit: got bradley through trade.
gsw: sign swaggy p and casspi. lose clark in free agency
houston: acquires cp3 through sign and trade-- loses patbev in the process. also acquires pj tucker.
indiana: trades away paul george after he says he will sign with lakers when he becomes a free agent. get dipo and sabonis thru trade with okc
clips: acquire gallinari and lou will, as well as signing international passing god milo teodosic
lakers: get brook lopez thru trade with bkn. draft lonzo ball who destroys the summer league, but also kyle kuzma who also turns out to be pretty good. also they get fined for tampering with paul george
memphis: i think they sign ben mclemore?
bucks: nothing important i dont remember
wolves: acquire butler, taj gibson, and jeff teague. trade away rubio to jazz, and lavine and dunn to chicago. also signs crawford.
nop: signs rondo and still lacks wing depth
knicks: signs michael beasley who wears a smart watch on his ankle. trade away melo to okc for kanter, mcdermott, and a pick.
okc: get pg13 and melo
magic: sign jonathan simmons and doesnt have a player with above a 80 rating in 2k18
sixers: drafts markelle fultz after getting the #1 pick. signs redick, amir johnson. no one is really sure how healthy embiid is, but simmon is supposedly ready to play
suns: draft josh jackson. was repeatedly in talks about trading for kyrie but didnt happen
blazers: get out crabbe
kings: get loads of young talent like fox, mason etc. sign good vet pieces like vince, zbo (who gets caught with tons of green), and george hill.
spurs: acquire rudy gay. manu decides to sign for a two year contact
raptors: lowry re-signs. acquires cj miles
utah: loses hayward in FA and acquires rubio. acquires jerebko and sefolosha
wiz: re-sign otto porter jr with a heavy ass max
other things: - KD made alternate twitter accounts to argue w fans and then got exposed - kyrie went on first take after the trade and didnt say anything meaningful - hayward had a FA leak fiasco - duncan goes and helps victims of hurricanes - steph and lebron fuck up trump - the rockets get sold to a new owner - eurobasket happens, slovenia wins, doncic is a god apparently - klay has a hell of a time in china
and idk some other stuff too but i think that covers a good amount