We can solve that - all we need to do is censor all pro-censorship viewpoints. After all, I assume politicians and journalists believe their own propaganda so we've got lying to the liars covered, and murdering the murderers (and anyone else who stands happens to be in the same country and a bit unlucky) has been in progress for at least 15 years now.

The one thing we can't do is steal from all the thieves - that would destroy the modern Western economy, which is based at the core on stealing from those who have nothing. Oh - and spy on the spies, of course. These days, they'd see us coming before we even thought of it. But of course our spies are such great, trustworthy people - they must be to stay such good friends with the torturers that we obviously can't torture because our spies would warn them we're coming.

Anyway, once we censor all the pro-censorship viewpoints, the basic truth of how well these strategies are working for us all will finally get its chance to shine through, with none of the petty whining about it that we get now.