It's also a possibility that he was straight up talking out of his ass to just try and be funny.

You can't just give someone a 'chair' on Runescape.

Also, people don't just hand you free shit when you log in for the first time, you'll most likely blend into the sea of level 3 bots and no one will bother trying to trade with a bot.

Also, if he was a free player logging in for the first time (I don't see why a completely new player would immediately sign up for membership without knowing anything about the game), you can't even trade watermelons to people since they're a members item.

Also fried chicken is not an item in Runescape. You have cooked chicken but it'd be hard to link a cooked chicken to the racial stereotype of 'fried chicken and watermelon' if you're handing someone something called 'cooked chicken' (the picture is of a chicken breast) and you can't trade watermelons as a free-player.

This guy was just trying to be funny by shitting on Runescapers but it was really poorly executed and anyone whos played Runescape before could tell he was just making up a bunch of shit.

It's not so much that people are butthurt cause they love Runescape. It's like if you had a friend who never went to college and started making jokes about 'the college experience'. It wouldn't be funny, not because he's insulting college people, but because he never even went to college so you know he's just talking out of his ass and trying too hard to crack a joke.