Is that so? I'm well versed in Navy Seal or some shit first in my class al qaeda all that, how about you prove it faggot? Where are all these ladies, up in Canada? Show some fucking knowledge, or analysis that isn't based in your spite over not getting your dick sucked in high school. What are you hotshot, 21?

I bet there's not one bit of useful, actionable information in that entire autistic wall of text you posted. All I saw were hot opinions, you think anyone needs you to save them from a fucking girl? They'll leave if they need to. Useful advice would be how to work through relationship problems and help your partner avoid freaking the fuck out pointlessly in the first place.

The clearest sign of a sperg is how you never realize that when it comes to communicating, less is more. That ridiculous mental diarrhea above is so blatantly revealing of your own emotional damage. I'd be surprised you don't see it yourself, but then again you're posting on fucking le reddit for pick up advice so there's just no helping you, I imagine.