3. [WP] Two police officers discuss their experiences with the local superheroes. O...

[WP] Two police officers discuss their experiences with the local superheroes. One of the officers actually IS a superhero.

Officer 2: And then there's that Omni-Boy kid who's about 15 years old but he can do pretty much whatever he wants. Officer 1: Uh-huh. What about him? Officer 2: I just... He scares me. He could probably kill us all in an instant. What if he goes rampant? Officer 1: I like cake. Officer 2: I like cake. Officer 1: Extra-galactic adventure? Officer 2: Yeah! Wait, what? Officer 1: Let's go skydiving. Officer 2: Huh? OH MY GOD! Officer 1: Welcome to 40k feet! Officer 2: THIS IS AWESOME! Officer 1: Come on, let's go to Mars! Officer 2: Hold on I ne- Woah. This is beautiful. Officer 1: Look over there. Officer 2: That's... Is that the Curiosity rover?! Officer 1: You betcha! Say hi! Officer 2: Hi! Officer 1: Let's go t- Officer 2: Wait! Officer 1: What? Officer 2: This is great and all, bu- Officer 1: Check out the surface of the sun! Officer 2: Wh- Woaaahhh..... Woooooww... Officer 1: Doesn't get old, I tell ya. Not good enough? Officer 2: I was hoping you c- Officer 1: Thought so. Edge of the Milky Way, coming up! Officer 2: ... I... I'm so connected to the universe now. Look at all those stars. We have so much exploring to do. Officer 1: I know, right? Officer 2: What is beyond galaxies? Officer 1: More stuffs! C'mon! Officer 2: What am I looking at? Officer 1: That is time itself. Officer 2: Huh? Officer 1: Exactly. Huh all the way down. Officer 2: Are... You're Omni-Boy! Omni-Boy: Finally. I was afraid you'd never find out, heh! Officer 2: Why are we all the way up here? Omni-Boy: You see, at this scale of things you inevitably realize that whatever you do there is some form of responsibility. I'm here to do good, indefinitely! Officer 2: Can't you just stop all the bad things from happening? Omni-Boy: I'm not that powerful, unfortunately. But I do my best. Officer 2: If that blurry line over there is time itself, can't you simply go back before the bad people were born and stop them from existing? Omni-Boy: I tried that. Several awesome people disappeared forever, so I'm never removing someone again no matter how bad they are. Officer 2: Oh. Okay. What's at the beginning of time? Omni-Boy: I don't know, I can't go there. Officer 2: It never ends? Omni-Boy: Yeah. I spent a long time travelling backwards but it never stops. Officer 2: Weird. Omni-Boy: Look, this was just an educational visit just for you. Now I'll let you get back to business. Remember, I'm a good guy. Officer 2: Got it. Thanks, Omni-Boy. Officer 1: Huh? What about him? Officer 2: Wait.. I was just... Officer 1: Late night? Officer 2: I was at the edge of the galaxy... Officer 1: Late night. Take a nap and I'll be back with some coffee. We've got some awesome people to save.

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