This is primarily targeted at young male doctors.

The steps:

1. Be-friend a homeless guy, preferably the dirtiest you can find. Make sure he's an alcoholic.
2. Hire a hooker, preferably one who has been out all night - so you know she's been 'busy'.
3. Break into the hospital, steal viagra, then go to the organ storage place (I assume this exists) and take 2 of the juiciest Dermoid Cists you can find.
4. Take the homeless guy to your place and feed him a mixture of laxative, prune juice and Viagra/s. Give him $100 and a burger, wait 30min.
5. Pick up the hooker and take her to your place. Give her $100 and a mixture of laxative and prune juice.
6. Promise the homeless man $1000 for participating. Because you're a caring motherfucker.
7. Delicately (but firmly) strap 1 dermoid cyst to the homeless guy's erect penis
8. Delicately stuff the homeless guy's anus with the other dermoid cyst.
9. Order the homeless guy to delicately fuck the hooker in the butt.
10. While he does that, you fuck the homeless guy in the butt. Throw coins at the back of his head.
11. When you feel the pressure increasing within his unwashed butt, give him one swift and powerful pounding. This should force him to thrust deeper and more violently into the hooker's butt.
12. This movement should cause the dermoid cyst on his erect penis to pop inside the hooker.
13. This movement should also cause the dermoid cyst to pop inside the homeless guy's butt.
14. The pressure should also create a waterfall of shit-mixed-hairytooth-cyst-juice to shoot out of both the homeless guy's and the hooker's butts'.
15. Take your shitty cyst dick and get a blowjob from the hooker.
16. Order the homeless guy (for another $1000 - because you're a fair motherfucker) to suck the shit-mixed-hairytooth-cyst-juice from the hookers butt and ingest.
17. This should create a constant flow of shit-mixed-hairytooth-cyst-juice to shoot from the homeless guy's butt which you can now re-apply to your penis in order to lubricate the spectacular blow job you're receiving from the hooker.
18. Cum in hooker's mouth.
19. Pay the homeless guy because you're loyal and honest. Send him on his merry way.
20. Pay the hooker. Drop her back on the street.
21. Reddit.

The name of this activity: The Dermoid Triangle