I created a script which says a random cat fact every time you press a button

// POVOHATS RANDOM SHITTERBIND SCRIPT v1.0 // 8th of December, 2009 (suck a dick) // --------------------------------------- // bind a key to +smiley_dice

// Change these alias smiley1 "say r0fl raped d1cknutz <<OEWND>>" alias smiley2 "say r8pd lyk a gh3y!! 8)" alias smiley3 "say w0w SNAPPED u HARD (fkn shitter)" alias smiley4 "say L0L :-) L0L u g0t r4P3D id10t :-) L0L" alias smiley5 "say <--- BEATDOWN BRINGA (smashed u dickhead)" alias smiley6 "say {{R@PeD}} :: btw you are shit" alias smiley7 "say LMAO u got SMASHD!! (and your dad fingers you)" alias smiley8 "say HAEY GUYS *8D|-< WATS GOIN ON" alias smiley9 "say U <3 SP3RM (ESP UR DADZ L0L) ~~~c====8"

// Don't change these alias shittalk_waiton "alias diceroll smiley_next; smiley_next" alias shittalk_nowait "smiley_cycle" alias smiley_diceroll_1 "alias smiley_result smiley1;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_2" alias smiley_diceroll_2 "alias smiley_result smiley2;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_3" alias smiley_diceroll_3 "alias smiley_result smiley3;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_4" alias smiley_diceroll_4 "alias smiley_result smiley4;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_5" alias smiley_diceroll_5 "alias smiley_result smiley5;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_6" alias smiley_diceroll_6 "alias smiley_result smiley6;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_7" alias smiley_diceroll_7 "alias smiley_result smiley7;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_8" alias smiley_diceroll_8 "alias smiley_result smiley8;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_9" alias smiley_diceroll_9 "alias smiley_result smiley9;alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_1"

alias +smiley_dice "alias waitcheck_pass shittalk_waiton;alias waitcheck_fail shittalk_nowait;waitcheck_test" alias -smiley_dice "smiley_result;alias diceroll " alias smiley_next "smiley_cycle;wait 5;diceroll" alias smiley_cycle smiley_diceroll_1

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