Girl wanted me to check my sign; don't know what this shit means. She didn't seem pleased.

Feedback is greatly appreciated! You find it hard to find equally talkative people. You keep a diary. You're extremely fast at typing. Your acts of genuine altruism don't pay off well, as people think you are just showing off your wealth. Some people are scared of you because of your anger. You are a follower when it comes to philosophical thinking, having no original ideas of your own. Your parents think you were an uncomplicated kid. Sometimes you pose as a model for friends, or give them voice samples. You become obsessed with love interests, but after the other person's initial creeped-outness, you succeed, and they end up calling you back for more anyways. They have mixed feelings about the sexual relationship, but they generally give you the benefit of the doubt. Your favorite color jacket to wear is either navy or washed-out colors. You like to listen to childhood game music, guiltily. Most of your friends are female, and you guys party a lot. You meet a looooot of females, some of them you have met in the past, possibly flings from the past. Thus, you might get a lot of sex from a wide variety of people. You're sexy in a sensual way. You're the type of guy to light up the dance floor, with all eyes on you. Energetic and impressive dancer or singer. It's possible you're not very versatile though, and specialize in one type of singing/dancing. I'll stop the reading there, just in case I botched this. I might continue later if I got it right, and if I feel like it.

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