My name?

Well, my golfing friends often call me: DJT. DJT-The-Ripper they say, because my rip shots on the golf course are so smooth. They say, "DJT: I don't think anyone golfs as well as you do!"

As for my address?

I'll tell ya, but you'll never guess the district... umm... I mean state:

1400 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Bet you thought that my house is in Pennsylvania, right!? Well, fooled ya! You f'ers will never catch me!

I mean, just for the sake of argument, let's say my first name is... I don't know... just pulling a completely random name out of thin air here... let's say that 1) my first name is Ronald (which it's not, so don't even read into it)... and let's say 2), that...